Politically incorrect - The best one liners at the Maidaan

What you hear at the maidaan never stays in the maidaan. It will continue to haunt you, taunt you and remind you of your diatribe that you should have probably not uttered. 

Here are 36 of them , some of which I was and am still not clear about who uttered them . That’s for that drink when we all turn 60. 

1. Poda 

2. ⁠Don’t test me

3. ⁠it’s OUT but it’s OK

4. ⁠Jonty Harsha

5. ⁠I come here to play cricket, it’s ok if I don’t get to bowl or bat

6. ⁠Dhruv, what’s the score? Oh, he is not on the ground today

7. ⁠……. You are not my friend 😬

8. Hey Vikram, score is 69 😉

9. ⁠Change the umpire

10. I tried

11. Look at the trajectory of the ball, there is no way ......

12. ⁠It just about touched the leaf

13. It hit the top of the transformer

14. What is the ledger entry?

15. YASSS..CMON...RUN..#?!#

16. ⁠it was above the waist 

17. ⁠If the teams are not lopsided let’s continue playing

18. ⁠CP bhaago. Please run

19. Keep talking to the bowler boys....shabaash shabaash

20. ⁠Odisha is mine, all Patnaiks are my brothers and sisters

21. ⁠you know .. this sambit patra..he was my classmate ..

22. ⁠but I don’t know sambit Patra

23. I can also call you MC

24. Kishore, you have to hit

25. You can't do this yaar, I'm telling you

26. ⁠guys 8 am sharp please assemble

27. You know I will never appeal if it's not out... This is not right

28. KG, tu bowling karega?

29. Ehhh sorry... Sorry... I was just testing him

30. Ehhh, you go back to sleep man...

31. Guys you cannot keep bowling full to him. Guys you cannot bowl short to him. Guys you cannot bowl length to him.

32. ⁠Ben Stokes

33. We are not playing an official

34. ⁠it is Hk, we can’t do anything

35. ⁠sambaalke Vicky. Don’t run like this ( Samir )

36. ⁠Captain, you have to take control of the game. You cannot let them hit boundaries like this. Stay focussed. Kuch karo